This just in from our man in the field, Captain Obvious
: brown people can be nationalistic, too! They are angered when they are attacked, their countries invaded, and their families killed. And just as some Americans wanted to lash out after 9/11, many of them are motivated to take up arms
Also, the sky is blue, water is wet, and stone is hard. But don't worry, old media has a plan - blame Clinton
! After all, he had three months between the USS Cole and leaving office, and he tried and failed to kill bin Laden. And, of course, Bush had three times as long between taking office and 9/11 and did nothing at all, but - hey! Look at the monkey!
We can't allow voters to be distracted by the facts, after all. There are midterm elections coming up. But there's one question I'd love to hear Chris Wallace ask. If Iraq is such a massive terror recruiting aid, and we continue to send more and more troops into Iraq - who, exactly, is helping the terrorists, now?